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Vampires...

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They're cooler...
They're scarier...
AND THEY DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!
Oh, and they would kick Ed's whiny little ass! :D :D :D

The Twilight vampires are tooo perfect. They aren't burning in the sun. They can go into churches if they want to. Holy water has no effect. No crosses. No stakes. I mean please! Where is the fun?!
Just remember the good old Buffy days, where vampires were real vampires and where slayers just kicked their asses... :evillaugh:

EDIT: To all of the Twilight-Fans, everybody has his or her own opinion, so please no flaming. i know you love twi and think that it is the best book series EVAH, but I don't think so. Let us just have our fun.

Second EDIT: Jesus friggin' Christ! Over 11000 views?! For somtehing I made out of pure boredom within 10 minutes or so! Thanks guys! :hug: :hug: :hug:

Part 2:[link]
Something about Werwolves:[link]
And a hard Truth:[link]
Surprise! ;) :[link]

Edward Cullen(c)Stephanie Meyer ( or just Whatwasherface?)
Angel(us) and Spike(c)Joss Whedon (Wheeeey!!!)
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MatriarchySupreme's avatar

I do ppl underestimate Twilight vampires. Sure they aren’t the usual creepy Dracula looking creatures but they have hard a skin and are fast. I don’t think it’s easy to kill a twilight vampire. Blade is my favorite vampire but the thing that makes twilight vampires dangerous is that they have no traditional weakness.