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If Bella was a Barbie

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Hey Kiddies! Are you excited, because of the new Barbie doll? Of course you are. Because the new Barbie is called “Bella”!
Yeah, you’re right children. The most awesome Bella from “Twilight” is now available as you favorite doll!
In her super cool normal clothes she’s just exactly like you! Her brown long normal her is also exactly like yours! And the best of all she got NO special item, because Bella is so great, she don’t need something to make her awesomeness, more awesome!
But you ask: “Where is Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle, Jasper and all of the others?” Good question kid! They all will be available at the end of every month until the end of time, for the low price of 59.99$ for each. And then you can kill Bella and be the lame boring Gal yourself!
You heard right Kiddies! Kill Bella with the special Gadget called “Half Vampire Baby – Renesmee”! So you can easily get rid off of Bella and become a totally bitch!
And don’t be scared of eventually pregnancies you might get after having wild, dangerous he-might-kill-you Sex with Edward and/or Jacob! You’re parents will totally understand you, because you are of course married to both of them AND they will drive you personally to your abortion, because you might have a demon-baby in your Uterus! So it’s not like you’re a slut with no wishes or personality.
So let’s go little girls all over the world! Buy your personal “Bella Swan” Barbie doll! Inclusive special paint and contacts that she can become “Vampire-Bella”! For only extra 19.99$! Isn’t that fantastic? Of course it is!
And as a special offer you now can buy “Bella” together with the special “Mary-Sue” doll!
I wrote this just for fun. And as a little Joke I tipped "Barbie Bella" at Google and what did I found?! A Bella Barbie!!!
WTF?!
By now you should all know how much I hate Twilight, but I kinda like Barbie, because she can do every job succesfully, has a lot of different interests.
So it's a huge despite!
I have to steal (I will not spent a cent for rubbish like that!) one of those Bella dolls and torture her! Maybe I'll take a picture of it :evillaugh:


Isabella(c)Stephanie Meyer
Barbie and Photo(c)Matel
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dbzfangurl47's avatar
Ok, I have never seen Twilight, but is the girls name Isabella and they call her Bella just for short? I HOPE not...